Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Brenda

Brenda is the picture of what real men envision a woman to be. Her emerald colored eyes glisten in the sun, her hourglass curves are a sight to behold, subtle thighs and taunt perky breasts.
Ahh to see her, there is not a man alive who cant envision her firm thighs wrapped around him as you bring her closer to ecstasy, fantasies of nostalgic Poster Girls of days gone by like Rita Hayworth, Sophia Lauren, Marilyn Monroe, and Betty Page spring forth.

Yes Brenda was blessed with looks but as we all know(with exception of yours truly) no one is perfect. So is the case with Brenda.

Our story starts in a College Campus in Kansas
(Yes Brenda is Corn fed I get the jokes now shut it and keep reading.)

Her upbringing was the kind that Britney Spears should of had, firm yet fair parents make all the difference especially when you have a kids who's ass is so beautiful it could make a Bulldog kiss a Hound.
There were guys always after her and she knew how to get what she wanted without whoring it up, when your a beautiful women the world is a vampire, around every turn there is a pariah waiting to suck the youth out of you Brenda knew this.
She knew her biggest mistake would be to open her legs for just Pleasure she knew there was more to her then just getting a high paying job in Kansas.

Fortunately for her old Brenda was pretty smart and Computers were her things, it turns out there was an internship at BLAH BLAH BLAH (Please note no Companies will be mentioned in this piece because I don’t get any residuals)

So the good thing about this internship is aside from learning at BLAH BLAH BLAH it pretty much guarantees you a high paying position in the Company and above all, the headquarters are located in a Major Metropolitan City, which Brenda had always wanted.

It sounded to good to be true there was however one tiny little problem she had to beat out 1000 other students to be accepted and above all else to even be considered you have to get a perfect score on there Entry Level Examine which, if you passed, it set you up for the big money once your internship is over so you can imagine the pressure.

She knew she had everyone at her Campus beat but her faith in the Force was not enough she got wind of the only person who stood between her and BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Phillip Thorn despite the cool name Phil was a hot mess, he looked like he just slept in his clothes the night before, he could pass as an extra from Pirates of Caribbean just overall scruffy looking, never seen with anyone, not that popular not even with the Nerds. Despite his unsavory appearance simply put.
Phillip is the guy you will one day end up working for. And part of his plan to becoming the next Bill Gates is to get a spot working for Blah Blah Blah.
He will not be denied.

1 comment:

mule said...

I think my favorite line was "a kid who's ass was so beautiful it could make a Bulldog kiss a Hound."

I don't completely think that I understood that but there is some poetry somewhere in there...

So is this going to be the story of the upbringing of your daughters?