Friday, August 28, 2009

Warriors Tale Backstory .

No one really knows when or how it started but it has been going on for Centuries …

There are many of them spread throughout the planet walking amongst you Immortals ..
We look just like any other person Yeah your probably thinking Highlander much..
But that is a Movie and nobody likes a Smart Ass.

In the Real world,if you cut off my head I will come back in about 2 hours or so ..

These short stories that I am sharing with you, have happened over the course of time, long before your Conventional History was ever scratched onto a Cave wall But what is time for an Immortal .

There was not much to back then, mortal man was just beginning to make his mark on the Planet ( Had we known how Man would Fuck up the Planet we would of ended Humanity back then,were Immortal not Psychics)

So a group of us decided to have our own brand of Competition just something to do to dull the Boredom.We decided to have a Contest to see who could die the most imagine if you will 2 teams of 6 people Why Six ? Why not ..

On my team for this Story let’s just Call him Nelly ..

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

La Poem ..aka my New Mantra

When the world is looking grim ..
And there’s no place you seem to fit in think these. So pretty mama just
Bask !!!!!! In the Awesomeness of Me !!
Don’t fight the Feeling just .
Bask !!!!!! In the Awesomeness of Me !!
You don’t know what to do who cares!! I’m so much better than you, I can tell you what to feel this utopia is so real so sexy mama just .
Bask !!!!!! In the Awesomeness of Me !!
I’m a human orgasm just .
Bask !!!!!! In the Awesomeness of Me !!
Who’s in your Mouth ??
Bask !!!!!! In the Awesomeness of Me !!

Warriors tale

Shrieking in anger at the sight of Nelly's broken body a victory that I so meticulously planned from the beginning.

Sully Lunges at me full speed, Nunchuks whirling around before him, I throw my Scabbard on the ground He trips, the Nunchuks fly out of his grasp hitting Mule Square in the temple, killing him instantly.

While still Falling to the Ground Sully quickly feels the Cold tip of my Blade, turn his guts to mush, the contest was over before it began.

I put my cigarette out in Nelly forehead and head to the bar .

WARRIORS TALE