Coitusers… a moment of honesty. I have not read a newspaper or watched the news in probably a week. As Ozzie Osborne once spoke with a sage like wisdom: "sobriety… fucking… sucks." Anyway, I’ve been possessed by demons so I’m a little out of it.
QUESTION OF THE WEEK
The public spoke and by a resounding 13% found Baldee’s image to most closely resemble… Actor Rene Russo! This again proves that we do have the most intelligent readers on the web.
Just when you thought it couldn’t be any more annoying to leave the house… The pain is that this is going to be everywhere in a few years and we will all have to look at this crap everyday for the rest of our lives. So… loyal readers, Bad Mother Coitus yet again brings you the future… today.
Goodness gracious me! I am of the honest and sober(ish) belief that if this was shown to the nefarious evil doers of the world that not only would they leave us alone they would probably send aid. The extreme sad part is that this was a tutorial for Doc Gonzo.
This site has been fan donated by Ernie Rovaag of Ely, Minnesota. Ernie's website contains instructions for the defense of one’s being should they find themselves accosted with only a cane or stick within reach. Being ninjas, we already know all of this, but for all you layman out there.
Annnnnnnnnd a lovely clip of Baldee’s mother.
Okay Coitusers this is pretty disgusting. Honestly I’m torn because I don’t really know who is right and who is in the wrong. The man has no right to attack the reporter howeve there should be a level of privacy available in everybody’s lives. The man did commit a crime but that does not grant carte blanche to be humiliated in front of his fellow citizens. Isn’t there a war in Iraq that Fox has forgotten to cover?
**This is extremely graphic (because violence isn’t technically considered to be something to shy our kids from but breasts and the word fuck are).
No band this week, you all get a movie. I have not, as yet, seen this film but am very much looking forward to it. The movie is entitled This Film is Not Yet Rated and directed by Kirby Dick already award winning for his past documentaries. It is an important film because it challenges the rating system that American movies use and why sex and language is a far worse offense than violence. It’s done in the typical leftist style,think Allan Moore, however it is something everybody should watch.
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didja see that??!! didja?? at the very end of the dancing video, you get to see a few of Mule's patented moves! i always thought he was the arbitrator of the Honky Hop and the Skank Slap but DAMN someone caught that byotch on camera!
After having watched rap video's for the better part of three days, I've now come to the conclusion that not being able to dance is not exclusive to people that are white, this, dear readers, is a broad generalization. I really don't think that there is anybody that is capable of dancing any longer and that all people's should cease and deist from dancing... forever.
I don't think Bloggers count as celebrities.
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