Let Baldde Answer your Questions : Tags needs to hump

I was going thru stuff and I realized I didn't answer a love question that was posed to me some time ago .

If anything the complexities of love astound me and more then the average person I have seemed to grasp the small details that either propel a relationship to epic proportions or if not noticed assist the situation to failure .

A while back I put out a Ask Balddee section I got one hit but going back I realized that I actually had 2 questions one that I was unsure was a question in showing a friend they helped me realize a grave error this is the question asked .

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Comments:
Anonymous said...
I kind of like this girl and don't really know how to ask her out. We go to school and everything but I don't even think she knows that I exist.

Cool website, sorry just stumbled in when I saw that Mule was a New Pornographer's fan.

-Tags

So tags I am sorry for not getting this done but fuck it better late then never.

First thing I'm going to tell you is Fuck her !!!

Never put someone above yourself if she don't notice you to bad for her but if
no one is noticing you then we have a problem and that is what I'm going to address .

I don't know how old you are or what you look like but there is no magic answer to this there is no grand gesture that you can do for someone who don't know you if you did in the real world she probably would think your a freak hence my first reference. So FUCK HITCH !

What I would do is first take a look at yourself and be honest how much attention do you get on average if other women are looking at you then be sure it's not because they are pointing and Laughing here's a check list that will lead you to love or at least conversation .

Your overall Fashion appearance:
I mean if you dress like Napoleon Dynamite yeah that's funny for Halloween but that is really Fucking sad for your everyday appearance and I don't mean you have to dress like your out of GQ but fuck it man if you aint dating picking a couple of those types of outfits cant hurt .

Your Bodily Maintence :
Do you smell good, do you keep up positive hygiene nothing says don't date or fuck me cause I smell Like left over Taco Bell . so shave, make sure you have a decent hairstyle a Mullet is unacceptable being Bald in my experience is best .

The Secret Weapon :
I don't know you so I 'm assuming that your shy so telling you to be confident is a waste of time, you cant tell someone that cause in reality it don't happen what you can do is change your surroundings to one that can slowly support a change in your mental outlook . If you have friends and they date more then some of your other buddies hang out with them more then the guy whose at the 58 level of Galaxton 12.

For fucks sake go out attend something other then a movie check out the local music scene anything and I mean put some thought into it if your a Kevin Federline then change in your music taste is of the utmost urgency .
I don't know where you live but do some investigating into what is going on in you area and start going !!The point is not to just meet women but for you to readjust yourself into acting and thinking differently building your own new click of thing you would not have done before.

What I'm going to tell you is the most vital piece of information any Straight guy can have and this is a point of heated controversy get a Gay friend .
That's right I said it why ?
One is it's new millennium and good company comes in different races, sexes and different sexual preferences and you sound like a guy who needs as much exposure to different things as possible again this not about you bagging this chick that you have a crush on this about you getting to know many different ladies
And if it's one thing that's true is MOST GAY men have a lot of girlfriends and that will help you along .

You can try these steps shit this is better then what I was initially going to tell you and that was :

Hey TAGS I hear you got a crush on some girl here's what you do, find the tightest pair of slacks you can find I mean the kind that really show off your bulge and a shirt tied to your waist .
Walk up to her and just say hey you wanna go do this and as you talk to her look her in eyes and make sure you point your gaze at your bulge so she too will look at what your dealing . She may run or she may be astounded .