Thursday, September 07, 2006

Latin Television

Since I am broke as hell and I recently cancelled my satellite for those of you who cant read between the lines on that it means all my Porn Channels are gone .

Flipping thru the sad programming that is normal Television I made an amazing discovery Latin Programming is the best for overall tasteful skin watching and I am now a fan.

I hate that English speaking shows well mainly comedy programs that try to make fun of the last real programming that truly respects the average heterosexual man .

That mi amigo Gringo's is Latin Television yes I said it we all know that if it's on we watch it and we don't give a rats ass if we cant speak the language .

ASS IS TRULY THE INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE

Aside from the Playboy channel ("and I say Playboy because during the day there programs are soft as hell and I have never been one for Blondes which they never run out of on that channel you can begin your hate mail on that subject later in the meantime read on .")can you get better media?

But why Latin Tele is better then Playboy or some other hardcore Channel is that it's Free !!!

I like my hardcore Porn mind you, but sometime it's just nice to have a cup of Coffee on a Sunday morning and watch a Hot thong contest at 10 am.
Aside from everything I am a refined gentleman

2 comments:

mule said...

This is probably your most informative article yet. Here in Chi-town we have about 16 different Spanish channels (I'm actually watching Family Feud-en espana as we hablas). Completely agree with you on Blondes vs. Brunettes too.

wow... we lose Harmon and both of us start getting along...

balddee2 said...

I even like Todd more then Harmon even though his name is Todd .

I was really troubled by Harmons Pole dance routinee I feel responsible for it so it haunts me deeply ..

Back to latin tv :
I think since I am in my golden years I no longer need the fireworks that only Porn can give .
I find I am enjoying the simple things. And the chick are hotter even the blonds