- Gelsenkirchen, Germany. Site of the 2006 World Cup. Recently.
Bodie - You? What are you doing here?
Johnny Utah - I've...I've come for you. Bodie...
Bodie - To arrest me? That was a long time ago man. And I go by Nedved now. I'm an international futbol star.
Johnny Utah - I didn't say I was going to arrest you. I just want some answers. And isn't this soccer? Cuz you know I used to play football for Ohio State. I was really good. Remember you complimented me...
Bodie - Answers huh? Answers are like the ocean man. You gotta be like the ocean.
Johnny Utah - I don't know if that makes sense.
Bodie - Be like the ocean. Why did you follow me here?
Johnny - Do you remember? Back on the beach? Just the two of us talking as the sun died in the west? Do you?
Bodie - ...
Johnny - I do man. I do. You taught me how to be a man that summer.
Bodie - Look I have to practice man. I have to be ready for my match.
Johnny - I hate you. What have you become?
Bodie - I need to stretch here. Oh, hey Lubo.
Johnny - Where did you go! I searched all over.
Bodie - I've done a lot of things. Things I'm not proud of. Just to get by. To find that rush. That thrill. I thought you understood.
Johnny - What have I done? I quit my job to find you. It became an obsession. I was an F....B.....I....AGENT! And now I'm just a man with no future.
Bodie - What about the girl? Maggie?
Johnny - She left me for my partner.
Bodie - The guy who looked like Gary Busey?
Johnny - Yeah. Turns out it really was Gary Busey. He was doing some research for a role and I got confused or something. I dunno. It hurts too much to think about. It's like you said, she's like the wind...
Bodie - Dont' sweat it. I thought she was kinda Fug myself.
Johnny - Do you even like girls?
Bodie - Are you kidding? Here take a look at this. I'm all man.
Johnny - What is this Glamour Shots?
Bodie - There's no bigger rush than holding your lady in your arms. Shirtless. While a teenager with braces takes pictures of you at the Jacksonville East Mall.
Johnny - You've changed.
Bodie - Be like the ocean. I have to go.
Johnny - That doesn't make sense! Remember the football? The real kind? In America on the sand and stuff! Doesn't that mean anything? What do you think of me?
Bodie - I think you're awesome Johnny Utah. 100% Awesome.
Thursday, June 22, 2006
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This almost made me laugh.
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that's our aim here - to almost entertain. #1 line that I considered adding but didn't due to time and content restraints..."Nobody puts Baby on a corner kick!"
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