A Little Coitus Couldn't Hoit Us

We here at the BMC have noticed that our audience is growing. Sure you might call the rate at which it is growing as "modest" or "humble" or even "pathetic" if you happen to be a jerk with a fetish for telling the truth. That's fine. We can accept it. The fact is that our readership is growing and not only that, it is expanding beyond these sad little borders you people call, um, borders. Yes folks, we've gone international.

We've had hits from India, Ghana (serious), Iran (again, serious), Egypt and other places with moderate to high levels of hatred of the US. Many of these countries are middle eastern and have oppressive governments and peculiar views on sex. I only mention this because we have "coitus" in our name. So we tend to get one or two lonely foreigners a day looking for love in all the wrong places.

We feel for these people. The interweb is all about porn, sports and blogs. In that order. And we can't deny a man his porn. Especially if he's from a country that may frown upon his "spilling of the seed". It's not spilling by the way, saying you "spilled" implies it was an accident. People don't accidentally go to porn sites by typing in the pertinent information and then accidentally rub their cash and prizes. That's intentional. Spilling? Seriously.

We realize that many americans (and to a lesser degree canadians) also go looking for the ol porn and end up here. Which is kind of fantastic when you think about it. This only happens on the interweb. If a bunch of horny dudes from around the world showed up at your job at Burger King or the accounting firm expecting naked ladies it would be awkward. On the web we just consider it a visitor and high five each other on our growing popularity.

We've cooked up something special for our international guests. This is just for them as Americans tend to need full blown audio/video streaming porn with surround sound going and we're not set up for such things. This is for the more delicate and nuanced of lovin' lovers. This is for you international friends.

Please note - we love you all but we couldn't bring ourselves to sink to these depths. So give a big hand for Intern Jerry's first foray into semi-gay, semi-porn...