Operation: What Price Freedom?

WASHINGTON- President George W. Bush is expected to announce a new initiative to round up all people that can be described as "kinda quiet and keep to themselves". This new government program would ship offenders to Camps- the term “Camps” was the Presidents idea to promote “fun”. The target destination to be announced is the state of Wyoming as the largest per capita of offenders have already reside there.

According to White House staff member "Rover", who chose to speak only if granted anonomity, the radical new idea was hatched from the head of the President and is not to be considered Election Year Polotics.

"The President secluded himself in the West Wing for the past four days and has been watching America's Most Wanted. Using a simple logic, from the majority of the cases that he witnessed, he reached this final solution."

The President was discovered by his mother who had no idea that her son was watching so much television. According to Rover, the President was largely incapacitated at the time, reduced to mumbling "Evil Doers" while staring far off on the horizon.

The President's mother, Barbara Bush, nursed the child back to health. She took the President on a quick turn through the Executive bathroom and a prolonged sit on the Executive throne. Staffers described the sit on the Executive throne afterwards as "Frothy".

The initiative sprung from the head of the President shortly thereafter; an act the Religious Right is speculated to recognize as a directive from God.

This is to be the largest round-up of U.S. troops on U.S. soil since President Roosevelt detained thousands of Americans of Japanese decent after the bombing of Pearl Harbor. Or, perhaps, since women started making their husbands watch Desperate Housewives so that they could have "Together Time".