Friday, October 20, 2006

The Places to Be





Gadzook and Gadzoondo’s my little Coitusers, Uncle Mule seems to have developed quite the headache after last night’s new holiday. But fear not, I will battle through and make the best of this little posting.

QUESTION OF THE WEEK

Last week’s question was a little bit obtuse as we quizzed everybody as to how comfortable with electronic money they are; it irked some of our readers so much that they went as far as to put a comment in stating such. The fear and loathing that began the question was how is all of the electronic money backed up. It certainly seems like play money when you think about it, especially since most of us don’t handle that much cash on a day to day basis. My fear was that it would represent something similar to the market crash of the great depression where banks were investing heavily into the stock market so that there was no real money that left over.

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I talked with an economic friend of ours who assured me that electronic money is backed still by real money. That electronic money is actually better backed than paper money because it is easier to keep track of. Good stuff though peeps!

Wesley Snipes was recently indicted on charges of tax fraud to the tune of claiming tax refunds of $12 million and not filing from 1999 through 2004. The problem for the US government is Snipes is currently filming in the country of Namibia, Africa a country that does not have an extradition process.



Now that Snipes is no longer an American what does this do to the Blade Series
I never considered Snipes to be the real Blade
Snipes was out anyway after they brought in the two abercrombie models
The next Blade should be shot in Africa
Who cares, the Blade movies sucked balls
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First Steve Irwin and now an American, this latest Sting Ray attack shows why the ocean is rising against us and action must be taken. As previously discussed on the pages of this website, this is obviously another direct attack from Namor the emperor of the sea and his do right lieutenant Aquaman. Each of you should write to your local congressman today and make this a prime topic of conversation in the upcoming elections. AND START EATING MORE FISH STICKS!!!



Before these are taken down I strongly believe that we should send Baldee to investigate. Before Baldee’s thoughts turned to women bathing in blood, which on a scale of 1-10 for creepiness is a 100, his first wishes were to pee on people- on the same 1-10 scale this only measured out at a 10. The Austrians have done it though but now it is about to be taken away from us.

Ladies and Gentlemen: The Leader of the Free World.

1 comment:

dr gonzo said...

holy dictionary, batman! where to start??!

i would like to thank mule for bringing the utube to us firewalled/protected corporate bitches. we love actually hearing the president get laughed at by the press.

did you notice that the sting ray attacked a senior citizen in florida? i think the marine life is taking offence to the lack of tanned, toned, nubile spring breakers. i'd get mad if flabby bottomed geriatrics started infiltrating my cove too. you spend all summer getting used to swimming with the hard bodies, and op, here comes gramps with his fishing rod...

i think doctor #2 wins the contest for Best Combover Ever. he trumps Trump by a factor of SHEEEIIT!

lastly, i'd like to see what the women's bathroom looked like in that Austrian opera house. gives a new take on that long line...