featured artist on his next album. After working with an assortment of artists from Dave Matthews Band to Jay-Z, from Britney Spears to Ol’ Dirty Bastard, Pharrell states in the release that “Finally it is good to be working with me.”Bad Mother Coitus has obtained information that Pharrell’s attitude may have turned sour when as many as three artists, over the past year, have released albums that did not feature Pharrell.
Though not directly alluded to in Pharrell’s release, Bad Mother Coitus has also discovered that Pharrell was disappointed in the fact that long time friend and collaborator Justin Timberlake had elected to re-use rapper Timbaland. Our anonymous source close to Pharrell sites, “When Pharrell heard that Timber was gonna use Timbaland again he was all like… ‘Sheeeit’ but the whole posse of skateboarders in the house all thought it was fucking sweet. Timber and Timber, you know… like fucking trees and shit.”
This also heralds the end of the feud between Pharrell and Sean Combs (who begat Sean “Puffy” Combs who begat Puff Daddy who begat P. Diddy who begat Diddy) to see which artist could appear in the most music videos. Questions solicited to the Diddy camp have been left un-returned. BMC insiders report Diddy has poured out a small quantity of Crystal for the death of the feud.
This came as a large shock to the music community who as late as August 2003 had 43% of music played on the radio being produced by Pharrell and his group the Neptunes. Jessica Simpson, formally of Jessica and Nick now of boobies.com, was reached for comment and offered up this tearful remark “Musically, I’ve always wanted to be like Pharrell. I can’t play any instruments or produce, but to sit next to the producer or the instruments and sing. Yeah, that’s what I want to do.”
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5 comments:
shame on you for mentioning boobies.com, as it's now a site I want to visit while at work. if you get me fired I'm moving in and looking at your porn for free.
-j-
You sure nailed Jessica Simpson, I could totally see her saying that, perhaps without using the world instrument though, she might not know what that means. But maybe piano, or guitar, or xylophone (I lie, she doesn't know what a xylophone is either, but those things are fun!)
10lees
actually, 10, if you click on the link of Jessica Simpson it's a wikiquote for some of her finest work. She actually did say that about Norah Jones. It's... sublime...
-J- I know what you mean...
I got Fired for the boobies .com
Haha... that's funny. Thanks for checking out the site. Just started it up a couple weeks back, and it's just a fun project for me - I listen to more music in a year than people do in a decade, and so I filter through what's crap and want to fill people in on what's worth it.
I haven't heard Lang's older stuff, but I have read allusions to him sounding like SRV. The reason, I found out, is that his guitar instructor only taught him the blues, and that's all he ever learnt. Even so, at age 16, a blues grammy is impressive. And that's why he took the hiatus and came out saying 'I'm not a bluesman'. I do know that his new work is pretty good!
And Cold War Kids rock Frodo's socks!
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