Tuesday, July 25, 2006

N-49: Online Policeman

Recently Mule and I ventured out to see what else was going on in the blogosphere. It was fun, Dr. Gonz packed us some samiches in a handkerchief and a couple juice boxes and we were off. We didn't get far before we realized that our samich supply was woefully inadequate. So we looked around at 3 or 4 sites and decided to shut down the expedition. Thankfully, we came across this entertaining little ditty on barbercollege so it wasn't a total waste of a trip.

The post, for those of you not savvy enough to click on the little brownish link, is a video of a sweet combo platter of old school video games. The almost unequaled in lameness Duck Hunt mixed with Ryu from Street Fighter. Ryu fights the ducks. That's the joke. It's moderately entertaining and looks pretty sweet. The funny part happens in the comments section.

mule said...
This is the sort of game that my friend Baldee would really suck at... seriously, it would be awkward.

4:15 PM, July 24, 2006


Harmon said...
i've got a buddy who thinks he's blade (baldee, of course, I was trying to hit him from many angles) and he's the same way. he'd probably spend half the time trying to kick the dog and the other half blaming the controller.

4:21 PM, July 24, 2006


mule said...
i hate it when he blames the controller cos then he tries to do it in real life and then we have to take him to the hospital again.

Talk about leaving yourself open to murder or a heart attack.

4:27 PM, July 24, 2006


N-49 said...
Mule , Harmon
This premeditated idea of making fun of your friends on this site is lame .

You didn't even thank J-HO for posting this funny blog .

Your comments are not needed and not funny all you've shown is that you have no etiquette.

If you have your own blog site then why don't you guys post your insults there .

6:03 PM, July 24, 2006

Pretty fucking fantastic right? We decide to (mildly) knock Baldee and get called on the carpet for nefarious acts on a foreign blog. So I'm taking your advice N-49 because you are obviously brilliant. I particularly enjoy the implied insidiousness of using "premeditated" in your bashing of us. Seriously that's 100% awesome. It wouldn't be bad enough if we just came across the site and decided to mock a friend. But to have planned it out ahead of time? Outrageous! And yeah I'm totally pacing back and forth like a Grisham-esque lawyer trying to work up the jury. Premeditated! I'm amazed the Good Lord didn't smite us during the initial planning stages of our commentary coup. If, that is, we had planned anything. If anything this is clearly a totally half-assed effort by a couple guys bored at work.

N-49 clearly has us nailed on the lack of thankfulness issue. I would now like to thank "J-Ho" for bringing you into our world. I was hoping to get to know more insufferable douchebags via the world of blogs and thanks to your completely fucked up sense of right and wrong, lack of any semblance of humor and lame nickname you have delivered sir.

The comments on blogs are always fascinating to me. We get ripped for nothing at all on our site and no one says anything when Baldee advocates male stripping. So, hot tip kids, if you ever wonder whether you should be commenting (or how to do it correctly) just go to barber college and say something inconsiderate, I'm sure N-49 will come out and sass you but good.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey, i defended you... mostly b/c i like to bash balddee too, and it's more fun in a public forum.

please note that barbercollege is effing hi-larious, and despite random, etiquette-enthused commentors, is worth a look-see.

~dr g

MF said...

Oh I agree. I like the barber college, but N-49 needs to get a hobby.

MF said...

Harmon's motto... "fuck 'em if they can't take a joke". N49 is pretty much what's wrong with the world. Taking your opinion and implying it's society's is just pathetic, misguided and hopelessly clueless. Save the sanctimony people, we don't need it.

J-Ho said...

I would now like to thank "J-Ho" for bringing you into our world.

You're most welcome, and please come back. We attract an interesting bunch of characters, and the fun never stops. Except when it does. Won't you be our neighbor?

MF said...

I'd be delighted. Anyone with a kitty in a glass as their avatar is worth knowing.