Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Questions & Comments


Apologies to anybody that may have made these observations or asked these questions before. However if they have and if they're figured out the answers… please let me know.

How easy is a Sunday morning and do the rest of the days of the week call her a slut behind her back?

Why do Football teams need new stadiums when they only use them eight times a year?

Why aren't more American bosses as forward thinking as the NFL: work seventeen weeks a year, plus we’ll give you one of those weeks off. Probably because their employees still get pissed they're not being paid enough.

Does Steven Segall still take himself seriously?

Is it a coincidence that the person who’s life was the most miserable in the Bible (Job) shares the same name with this crap I do five days a week?

I'm beginning to think there was truth to the rumors that somebody did indeed put alcohol into my beer this past weekend.

I'm of the opinion that everybody that was there is wrong and that I still maintain my unique status as the social wit and comedic commodity after having a few drinks. Not the grisly puddle that all of those people claim I was.

If Kenny Rogers is The Gambler then why does all of his music suck?

Why aren't cults more socially acceptable in the parlance of our times?

A watched pot does not boil, however if I focus on it long enough I can make it boil out of sheer rage.

Should all parents that name their child “Blanch” be forced to give their child up for adoption immediately?

If Morpheus fought the Black Panther who would win and why?

If somebody could seriously answer the above question does the rest of the world deserve to punch them, at least once?

Does Mrs. Peanut have nuts?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

dude, cults are totally socially acceptable. more than you think. YOU might even be in a cult and not know it!!! think: disneyland, starbucks, fantasy football or even... coporate america!!!

observation by dr g

MF said...

Good Lord Mule - think of that weekend you spent on a business Caribou employees around and talking about your rotisserie team's on base percentage with the Batman mascot. You were the only member in the cult of lame.

balddee2 said...

Mule ..

Rare is it that I have anything nice to say to you but you deserve a raise for this nice work and these truly are questions for the ages .

Cults rule..

And since I am the only person capable of answering the Morph vs. BP.

Black Panther would beat the crap out of Morph because Morph is only dangerous in The computer world of the Matrix in our world where the Panther lives he would wipe the floor with Morph ha ha ha ha man that's nerdy ha ha ha

mule said...

I dunno, I'm still stuck wondering if Mrs. Peanut has nuts

balddee2 said...

How else could he reproduce ?

MF said...

wait what? this is MRS peanut dude, not MR. The "S" means lady. And by the by Mule Mrs. Peanut doesn't have nuts in her unless Mr. Peanut gets really overzealous.

also, where else would the lady peanut have her womb but in the area normally reserved for nuts?

balddee2 said...

Wow Sorry