Thursday, April 13, 2006

Charade of Decency

Every day countless, Americans get divorced.

It's a growing epidemic sweeping this great land of ours .

Millions of couples deal with this experience, J-Lo and anybody that she dates, Brad and Jen , Brad and Angelina ( well not yet they have to wait until there child is 2 years old that's a Hollywood rule. )

But I digress ..

So what is the answer ?

One of the Major causes of this is the Lack of intimacy, lack of Communication and the loss of being a couple .

This can be cured and the answer is as simple as ABD .

Wives it begins with you, you have to start performing more Oral Stimulation, don't talk to us so much but blow us more often , in other words Helmet ladies grab that rod and face it more servings of Head please....

This is a problem for some women but keep this in mind, and be real about it ladies this has to do more with you being selfish then anything else don't it .

Right now millions of women are gasping at what I just said and they should be , they should be gasping for air with a stiffy in der mouf but that's another STORY .

This can be cured because ladies you need to remember your Husband wants you sexually all the time, this is his token of affection.

But this charade of decency has to stop!!!

Once women get married they forget there teens and twenties ,when they would blow a guy for a drink . ( Like you didn't do that )

Don't act like what I'm saying is so far off, want to prove me wrong ,Saturday Night. Any Town U.S.A for that matter and I am vindicated.

Hell Girls Gone Wild is just a video collection of who not to marry, it's a testament of guaranteed future wives who will get all prissy and not blow the man who walks to the store in Rain, Sleet or Snow, to get them Massengil or Tampons products or the man who will Freely give up his time and got to Home Depot on Big Sports Sunday and buy Window Treatments, but they'll bare there boobs for no profit I'm wrong .

( By the way those husbands that fit my example listed above should be Blown right on the spot but that too is another story)

The benefits to what I'm saying are astronomical ladies, if you keep cleaning those pipes this will return the intimacy , you drain him out guaranteed he'll clean your plate.

You can talk to him and he wont get all pissed off, it's hard to get mad at someone when you know at anytime in the day they might baptize the foreskin Hence the Communication opens up .. ( 360 degrees Ladies the Love flows 360 degrees)

Once all that opens up you will feel like a couple again hence saving the marriage and not becoming another statistic .

Balddee2
Is in no shape or form a Licensed Therapist and at no time is he qualified to give Marital Advice .
But really would it be that bad to suck off the man who really loves you.

1 comment:

MF said...

I suppose this is an awkward time to say I really love you huh?