Friday, August 04, 2006

All right Kiddos, here it is… let us know what the scores are that you’ve achieved, it’s Bad Mother Coitus’

TEST OF THE WEEK

What would happen if Darth Vader would quit the business of Dark Lord of the Sith prior to throwing the Emperor from the newly constructed and fully operations Death Star. Perhaps… this.

self-proclaimed "greatest website in the universe". From one dumbass to another: read the hatemail here. Feel better about yourself and worse about the world.

This is something that also blew my mind. Of concern:

#1 That there is a game show that documents this

#2 That the four people after the original contestant still went through with it

#3 That people watched it.

#4 That we watched it and are now posting it here

ladies, we love that you do this, aaaaannd this, just for our enjoyment

Jumping Jehosafat! This is something that deserves at least 10,000 words from this website alone. Angel by Shaggy is only #91! The 111 Wussiest Songs of All Time

These sites, and commentary, arranged and whatnot by Mule. Unfortunately he's too stupid to manage the links that he enjoys so much. Sorta like a porn star who can't work with zippers. Fatal flaw my friend, fatal flaw.

7 comments:

mule said...

Yup, and that's why I always use buttons when I make my "films"...

By the by, I was Hulk for my superhero and have officially set the bar. Especially against Green Lanterns and Spider People

Anonymous said...

That whole thing was just wicked annoying. What was the point. It started out with a test of the week, and that was just a bunch of shit. Now I'm just said that I wasted my time trying to figure it out.

mule said...

No worries "anonymous" the link shoooould be fixed, if it's not let me know; I had some problems uploading stuff today. Don't worry about the test, you probably wouldn't have passed anyway...

And we are equally "said" that you wasted your time... We relish the fact that there are intejunt fuckers like youself reading are website...

God Speed, you fucking moron and thanks for commenting on Bad Mother Coitus

balddee2 said...

I for one will refrain from verbally bashing anyone
( due to a court order ) but I just want to point out for not only Anonymous, but anyone else who may be annoyed with any glitches that may have occurred in today's piece.
That here at the BMC we have a Kaleidoscope of other exciting pieces of literature just waiting for you to rediscover again and again .



(I hope this public service message counts as one hour of community service in accordance to the State Of Los Angeles vs. Balddee court # 589423.)

mule said...

On a lighter note. I went into the bathroom and there was somebody taking a pooh that was listening to Cake really loud on their headphones- Going the Distance I believe.

That made me laugh.

balddee2 said...

Another example of stellar material from the BMC Thanks Mule your great .

I hope this public display of kindness also counts as one hour of community service in accordance to the State Of Los Angeles vs. Balddee court # 589423.)

mule said...

I wanted to dumn myself down to your level.