I want u !!!!

Evil Smurf wants your VOTE !!

I want to toss my hat in the Political arena! Tired of the Political Right ? Tired of the Political Left ?

Tired of the fake politicians saying whatever they can to win you vote, and then once in office your needs are forgotten .

I have an exit strategy for any situation in any War torn Country that includes Iraq , I have a plan for Health Care , I have a plan to stop Cat Juggling ( Just want to see if your Paying attention. )

I have a plan that consists of a plan that includes a Solid Plan . I am the most qualified to represent this great Nation look at my competition .

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  Nader is Running as an Independent but he's on the Republican Payroll ( nuff said )
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  McCain, if someone walks up behind him he will have a heart attack. He cant fully raise his arms can you really trust someone who cant raise there arms fully ?
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  Barack Obama sounds like a Star Wars Character not a Predsident .
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  Hillary Clinton she should be running a Hip Hop Label.
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  Huckabee I just hear the Dueling Banjoes whenever someone says his name

My name is Lucious Evil Smurf and I want your vote