Thursday, February 15, 2007

Where We've Been


Good Evening Mother Coitus,

Another week down the drain and the shortest month of the year hits the midway point. Also the end of the crappy segue where you the viewer were short changed on hearing from all of us... May it never happen again.

Finally a definitive social project that finally shows who our super hero girlfriend/boyfriend is. For all of you that take part, hands off Psylocke...

I don't know if anybody in the world hasn't seen this but it is fairly funny. I'm not a huge Joe Rogan but it is good to see Carlos Mencia put down for stealing material. Subsequently, Joe Rogan has been banned from the Comedy Store. While this is not a good battle it is funny.

Science, friends, has stepped up to explain why men ignore their nagging wives. While I didn't actually read the article I did see enough (that it has science+ignore+nagging wives in the title) to believe that it is true. And since it is true it does show that the male race is an abused race.

And while Science is at it, it shows us also that Depression could be a form of evolution. Either that or else it is just a means of defense against the nagging wife.

The Earth lovers have come out with a website
to show us how bad of people we are. I measured at 2.5 earths. These guys are always such kicks in the pants. I'm going to go enjoy a fucking soy latte.

This is intense. Kid falls from 12,000 feet. His first parachute doesn't open so he tries to pull his second. The second parachute does not open either. He falls into a shubbery and walks away.

1 comment:

dr gonzo said...

hmmm... i distinctly remember that your #1 girlfriend was not, as you indicate, Psylocke... perhaps the quiz is not as accurate as you would have hoped?