Where We've Been

Hey Coitusers…

I completely forgot that today was Friday hence the tardiness of this links oh fun.

Regardless… enjoy…

HBO has a history of making the best television programs available to man; they may soon be outdoing themselves. This new series could be a combination of Lord of the Rings and Band of Brothers. They have recently agreed to make George RR Marin’s A Song of Fire and Ice into a mini series.

Readers, as you may well know, I do not like people. There are few things more annoying in the world than a person that wants to talk to you. Worse, of course than that, is working retail and being paid to deal with customers. On this website I feel that we should offer to draw a bold line in the sand where there should be National Bitch Day where you are capable of bitching out whatever potential customer with no fear of reprisal. The poor retail working bastard from this article could be our first member.

This will be sure to kill off time. Due to this website I was able to find out that the letters of Bad Mother Coitus can be coyly reworded to make A Bitch Dome Tours… perhaps the finer way of explaining this website.

I know that we were pretty much scooped by everybody on this. But Tom Cruis is the newest Jesus Christ? I mean seriously… even if we did get scooped I think we can all share another laugh over this.

Christmas is close to being only 10 months away. And in the meantime there are birthdays and Richtermageddon. A gift from a fellow Minnesotan… what could be finer?

Your depressing moment for the day

When I saw this website I almost cried. Almost- the world as you know it would’ve ended should that have happened: dogs and cats living together. The good folks at DoubleViking have done it: The Top Ten Mano-A-Mano movie fights of all time.