BAD MOTHER COITUS: Which hero do you identify with the most?
Andrew: Mr. Furious
The BMC: Is it true that Chewbacca finally cleaned up and was back acting in the hit comedy Beethoven's 2nd?
Andrew: No but he was originally cast for Pacino’s part in Scent of a woman.
The BMC: If, and God for bid "if", Valentine McKee and Earl Bassett would actually have come to blows while on the rock, who would've won?
Andrew: Earl, on account of the fact that before he legally changed his name and moved to perfection, he was Remo Williams.
The BMC Having lived most of your life wanting to be more like me, what advice do you have for folks that also idolize me?
Andrew: I would say that the crumbs from a God’s table taste better than the tremendous twelve.
The BMC: What is the most annoying movie quote of all time?
Andrew: Anything Elijah wood said in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
The BMC: Now that the show Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is about to be cancelled do you think your friend Jordan will resume not dressing you?
Andrew: Probably not, but hopefully we won’t have to sleep together anymore.
The BMC: Why don't you let Karl play Warcraft at work? He is an officer for crying out loud.
Andrew: If I have to work, so does everybody, plus it’s hard enough keeping that kid focused.
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