I think a good Christmas present for the world would be for Santa to kill off all of the illusionists and magicians.
Since Santa Claus only works once a year does he collect welfare the rest of the time? If so, should Santa Claus be considered a bum?
Why is it that it is only at this time of year that we all sing for Peace on Earth and goodwill to men?
A good idea for a business would be a shipping company that would sell broken boxes and take the blame for gifts arriving late. This is like the ultimate company for men; we care we just forget… sorta…
It is a little known fact that the Santa’s Reindeers were actually supposed to be horses. However Mr. Ed, representing the Horses Union, sued the Santa Claus Foundation (in SCF v Equine) as the horses believed that they deserved the day off. Horses, to this day, still rue that decision and now consider Mr. Ed a bovine and he has lost all his Horsey privileges’.
I wonder if the little baby Jesus is still pissed for being given a funeral fragrance as one of his first birthday presents.
For every one Rudolph that wasn’t allowed in Reindeer Games there are ten elves not allowed in elven games.
I believe I speak of the world by negotiating with Touchstone Pictures: No more Christmas if they’d be willing to say: No more Santa Clauses.
It’s a little known fact that Johan Santana is actually Santa Claus. Think of it have you ever seen the two of them in the same place?
Brad Radke... you will be missed!
Merry Christmas everybody!
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