One thing about L.A. is you get very self conscious of your body and that can have a good and bad effect on you in my case .
I stopped smoking which is feat within itself, no Patch people just cold turkey .
And I started to take up running.
And I must admit I am feeling better it works hand in hand with my therapy .
Now before you all think were is he going with all of this .
Well as always it's starts with story
I was sitting in a park, listening to some music and I was actually content no rage just content with all that was around me .
That's when it hit me .
I think there needs to be a Man Bra.
I know it sounds odd and it's not an original idea or is it?
We have all heard of Man Boobs and lets face it we as a nation, are not the fittest .
While I was at the park this was made clear to me it's L.A. so I seen the beautiful people but then time after time I saw guys jogging and just man boobs flopping all over the place and trust me I wanted no part of this!!!!
I would turn away and boom it was there it kind of reminded me of the Scene from the High Anxiety and the Pigeons ( nuff said ) .
Well it was like that, but in the most Horrible Fashion I mean I literally was running back to my Rehab Center and everywhere I turned arghh...
It was like a sick Twilight Zone joke , gone were all the hot young girls jogging or rollerblading, just that all around me .
I grasped for air once I reached the safety of my Rehab Room I locked the door and Wept for a good 30 minutes sitting in the Fetal position .
I am now staying at the Clinic for an additional week .
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dude why did you go to venice beach if you wanted to see chicks? admit it, you went to see the schwetty schwetty manracks and you got what you needed.
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