Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Aquaman SuperHero or Terrorist

Because I put the Special in Special Interest group.

Mule and I have decided to take on the ancient debate of :

Is Aquaman the most Dangerous Super Hero

We live in perilous times the threat of Global Warming threatens the very fabric of our existence and who would benefit Aquaman..

It's no secret that he is a far cry from the land loving hero from the late 70 early 80s Super friends episodes no friends he is far worse .

His hatred for the surface dwellers runs deep and part of that is our fault We are all aware that Aquaman has telepathic Powers with the beast of the sea and we are all aware that he really is the mastermind behind North Korea's constant attempt at Nuclear weapons .

There is documented proof of a long bearded blond figure standing ominously behind Kim ill

11 comments:

mule said...

See now, I'd think that the Sub Mariner would be a far worse threat then Aquaman. Not only did Prince Namor have all of the power (sans telepathic ability) that Aquaman had, but he also had his own country (Atlantis) where foreign military dignities would be forced to constantly battle him on his turf.

Try bombing him Bush!

balddee2 said...

This is where it gets tricky because they both claim to be kings of Atlantis .

Which according to FBI reports is really a secret gang affiliation slang, it was secret until I just revealed that important piece of information to our readers .

Aquaman uses Namors as the front man the kids tend to relate to him better because of his pompous attitude Namor oozes Machismo .

But again the real mastermind Aquaman plans the attacks I mentioned gangs affiliation.
I just read that Only recently has law Enforcement gotten hip to the fact that the signs tossed up by the Disciples Street gang, which were made famous by the movie Colors and various LA Gangsta Rappers is really them pledging there constant Allegiance to Aquaman and his true symbol of Power the Trident .

mule said...

Yeah, well FBI files are one thing, I have the CIA files and the facts and I'm going to vote Yes!

Truth be told Namor is in charge, Aquaman is his bitch, but it's meant to look that way. Namor put Aquaman in charge of the land gangs so he could take care of the more important things: world domination.

balddee2 said...

I don't think you all understand how big this is so what am I saying ..

Really some rappers are in fact Passport carrying soldiers of Atlantis .

There mission is to make it accessible to dress talk and act like and Atlantian Citizen

Namor is not the true enemy for the reasons I mentioned earlier

He is the Poster boy for Atlantian World Domination aka so affectionately mentioned by rappers as Dubs ..

That is why Aquaman roams free unchecked local and Governmental officials

I have ascertained documents that prove that Aquaman is really the one responsible for the Smuggling of half the Countries undocumented and illegal aliens

Every one scoffed when I told them this at the Pentagon but whose laughing now .
Don't be fooled Mule

mule said...

You are obviously an agent for the enemy and trying to spread lies and deceit throughout common upstanding individuals much like myself.

There is no way in hell that Aquaman is the true enemy. He couldn't tie his shoes (or webbed feet or whatever they're wearing in the ocean) without Namor telling him to do so. It's the same reason that you have the pictures of Aquaman in North Korea. Namor is too much of a risk to actually leave Atlantis because, not when they're this close to launching their campaign for world domination.

You need to go through your facts again, sir!

balddee2 said...

So how do we handle a threat this big .

I mean the reasons Vampires get away with as much as they do is because people think they don't exist ( That topic is a whole other blog . )

So how do we deal with a figure that has eluded public scrutiny .
I don't think you or the average person understands what's at stake here sadly my friend you have been hustled by the Pompous and outspokenness that Namor delivers .

Still waters run deep then Aquaman no Pun intended ) is an Ocean he uses the same premise we know he's out there yet we look to Namor as the Bin Laden .
Someone writes Bin's speeches as well mi amigo .
But I digress you fell for the Shell game I am disappointed I expected it from Harmon
But I am presenting you with cold facts who can you refuse them.

mule said...

I have some documents that you should see that came out of the Norwegien Secret Service. A source that I think we both can agree is the most reputable in the world?

Anyway one of their agents that went rogue wanted the truth to be known and I saw a couple of tapes and photo copies of files that he was sending out and this goes far deeper than I think you or anyone knows. It is a legitimate threat but what most people don't know is that there is no one that will stop them because all of the governments have already crumbled to Prince Namor.

balddee2 said...

I have to see these documents post haste .
Until then I would like the genreal Public not to fooled when you see Snoop Dog or any other person throwing up signs be aware that they are showing there affiliation with Aquaman

mule said...

well, yeah, as I said Aquaman is the stooge, he's in charge of all of the gang members in American and a fair amount of the terrorist cell's throughout the world. But he is working in direct line with the throne of Atlantis.

mule said...

Obviously you're suffering through pangs of feeling dominated. It's okay, does everybody in LA always feel like that? I know you're always crazy but--SNAP!

Los Angeles, Crazy People, Close to the Ocean, Closer to Namor!

balddee2 said...

know it all may seem odd that I am in anger rehab here in the LA area and then I have begun to piece together on of our times greatest mysteries it must be the smog but so what I am really on to something and you cant see the truth