Tricia Walsh-Smith sucks

Tricia Walsh -Smith has no class what so ever. If you don’t know who she is she's the Tramp who decides to flaunt her failed marriage on you tube (You tube has replaced the Jerry Springer Show in allowing Classless inbreed people a voice)
There's a place for this type of name-calling and humiliation and it begins right here in the Columns of BMC that’s right I said it. I mean C'mon clearly this Chick is looking to boost her sagging Breast and Career here’s to the sucker that's going to give her an acting job, Here’s to the Ass wipe that will defend her, and here’s to You Tube for becoming the Window to the trash of America!!
I'm not running for President anymore so I can say what I please !
Killer Smurf
oh before I Forget Special Thanks to Balddee for his assistance with the Foul Language

On an Idle Wednesday

Remo came back from Mad Jacks with frosty brew in stomach, and an enlightened mind in the skull. He posed an interested question, "Given the opportunity to have sex with one woman, celebrity or otherwise, but only one woman how long would you do it for-- the caveat: after your time is up you no longer get to have sex for the rest of your life."

I thought about this with a much furrowed brow. "You mean at the end that would be it? I don't know, five years, maybe?"

Remo watched the television for a second, then offered a follow-up question, "What if you were given the option of having sex with any woman that you wanted, but at the end of the time you couldn't have sex for the rest of your life? So, for instance, you're thinking of a good looking woman and, 'BOOM' there she is waiting for you."

"Wow, the TV would take on a new version of the Home Shopping Network; live television would change as we know it."

"What's the minimum amount of days that you would do that?"

"I dunno, six months?"

"I think I would go even as low as thirty days, hell, probably a day. Think about the opportunities. And it's not like there isn't legal precedence behind this, it's not like we've actually done anything with ourselves for the past couple of years anyway."

"Oh I'd have to kill myself when it was all over. A) I would never be able to accomplish anything so great in the rest of my life, and B) What else would I try to do? Or, snap, best way to do it, bring Salma Hayek over to Balddee's house, and have your way with her."

Remo shot whiskey out of his nose and down the front of his shirt, "Balddee wants to be my dick, Balddee wants to be my dick, Balddee wants to be my dick."

"Just calling him, and asking for the name of various Brazilian girls would be worth it. Hell, for the comedic value alone I would probably be able to go for like 30 days."

Remo and I both slurped silently on our brimful of whiskys, each amassing a list in his head for how we would spend our 30 days.

Saturday Night Live -Hillary Clinton

I am very disheartened to see Saturday Night Live plunge their hat into the Political Ring and endorse a Candidate. I am fairly new to the Code of Conduct for any Television Show but I thought that neutrality was the unspoken word.

This is what the Writers Strike hath rot upon the viewing public? We go months without Writers only to so see them come back and throw their Political point of view down our throats. And SNL is so scared to stand up to them cause there just happy too not Air anymore reruns. The Tina Fey Clinton stomping was cute the Counterpoint from Tracy Morgan was funny as well but enough is enough.

I want jokes not this constant feeble attempt to sway the audience with calculated Acting and commentary in Support of Senator Clinton.

As you will recall I recently put an end to my Campaign for President I had sent a wonderful 30 page get to know Killer Smurf Campaign package to SNL and you know what those Hemorrhoids Did.

THEY SENT IT BACK TO ME SAYING THEY DONT ENDORSE CANDIDATES.
Well then what the HELL ARE YOU PUTTING ME THRU EVERY FUCKING SATURDAY YOU PUNCHERED DILDOS!! BY MAKING EXCUSES FOR LITTLE OLD RAP MASTER HILLARY!!!

Sorry I'm Bitter about dropping out of the Presidential Race

Spitzer was Hung out to Dry

That got your attention .
If you are new to the haloed halls of the BMC let me introduce myself.
My name is Balddee and I am the Love Guru.
In the next few days we are going to discuss Sex and America's fear of it. Why?
Because someone has to Challenge the status quote on this Subject and who better then me the Love Guru.

Compared to the rest of the World America has the most Conservative Attitude toward Sex we watch Porn in all it's various Form yet if someone is open about their desires they are Shot down faster then anybody telling Bush not to invade Iraq
(yeah I said it!!)

So what are we going to discuss the Topics will be.

· Should Elliot Spitzer have resigned for paying for Prostitution?
· Legalizing Anal Sex
· Why can’t I find a Good Brothel in Connecticut?
There will be more topics as this Dialogue continues so stay tuned .