What the fcuk

So Harm emails me and gives me my password and shit and tells me I gota post some shit today for you bitches. I don't see what the point is. Does anyone read this thing? I figure Harm and Mule just write this stuff so they can jerk off to it later. I mean, I been checking the comments and other than this dr gonzo chick (wtf?) I don't see a lot of action y'know what i mean. this place is deader than diaper night at chi chis. or maya or whatever the fuck they claling that place now. is it the same place? I don't really eat mexican food so whatever. I like my shit firm.

I think Harm asked me to do it cuz he was off gayming with his buddies last night and couldn't come up with anything to write. like he has his shit in order when he's prepared or something. cockfag! he invited me to gaym with his boys last night too but I had to take a pass. they just sit around drinking miler lite and hunting each other on this game and it's fucking wicked hard to play that shit. I haven't played gayms since mario was headbutting bricks y'know. I found chicks are a lot more cool to play with AND THERE'S ONLY ONE BUTTON TO HIT FUCKERS! Yeah. Mule prolly doesn't even know what I'm talking about. butthumper! And Remo, don't get me started on that motherfucker. I don't even know how he got in on this shit. at first i thought he had pictures of mule getting teabagged but then I remembered we all have that picture somewhwere so that' not the best bargain chip y'know. Alls I know is Remo ain't got shit on me. If he's Remo then I'm Remington Steele. Smoothest dude ever. Hey Remo ain't it about time for the adventure to begin? bitch.

I don't know if I want to do this thing anymore. It' like a waist of time for me y'know? I mean, can I at least get a photo up of me or something? Harm won't show me how to do it because he knows I'll start putting porn up here and get him in trouble or whatever. I can't help it though dude, if I'm in the pic the chicks just take their shit off, why's that my fault?

wonder how far I have to push 'em this time before they switch my password again. I know they did. They keep on saying I forget but I write that shit down. AI know what's up. And for the record I was never in jail in Iowa like Harm implied a while back. I was visiting a cousin who works at the Shereffs Dep. Isn't that slander or something if he lies about me in writing? Or liable? One of those two. I'll leave that for the nerds to sort out. I'm watching you though. You earned yourself a kick to the junk with your lies.