Dear readers, I hit a difficult realization at another crossroad of life last night. It was while watching the hit sci-fi channel generated series "Battlestar Gallactica". Month three of trying to wade my way through the entire series, bouyed in the knowledge that my friends continue to insist that the show is "good" and that the women that are on the show are in fact good looking.
It was while concluding the inagural season and trying to talk myself into beginning the second that I came to the conclusion that my friends are nerds and that one or two of them (the ones that find the women on this show to be good looking) might in fact be gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that, of course. Despite a potentially damning handicap that will not allow them to marry the person of their choice in most every state I'm sure that they would be more than happy with somebody like Man Face, or the lead female on the Battlestar show.
But this raises the larger issue to the forefront: That my friends are, indeed, nerds and should be treated as secondary people. That they would tape the show to study the insignias, the expressions on the faces of the characters to try to further gleen their meaning and that they would hold seminars on who is the finer looking lady Dee (Frogface) or Starbuck (an individual that could surely start next year as middle linebacker for the New England Patriots) from Battlestar further illustrates the need for them to leave the house. To go meet people outside of their Star Wars chatrooms, to actually heed the advice of live long and prosper. Not livelong and prosper in poor hygene and one's own vile.
I'm sure that all of these ladies are wonderful and have terrific personalities off of the set. They're probably married or have been in very supportive relationships with other people; people who might, in fact, not be nerds and are able to appreciate them as they should be appreciated. All I can speak for are my friends, many of whom I will not be introducing to men in drag for fear of ending some of their long term relationships outside of the television media.
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The first step to a better understanding of ones self is to acknowledge one's own nerdness, lets face it would a super womanizing lady killing lover man have any time to watch BSG?
Let alone blog it ??
Embrace the pocket protector .
What is the world coming to when men cannot tell if a women is hot or not.
For example I have a friend who needs a women to wear skimpy clothes in order to tell if she is hot or not thus proving his inexperience in this field
This is because he has a small brain and is not trained enough to observe the little nuances that come with fully checking out a women of course the skimpy clothing is a dead give away but the true prizes are when the clothes are not tight and only a trained eye can see if there is some Precious Cargo under those garments .
Lets take this a step further Battlestar Galatica has a smorgasbord of choices .
my friend lets just call him Ass ....
Does not think any of them are hot thus further exposing his hidden sexual confusion about who he is but I digress ..
I have tried to inform him that Kat , D and Starbuck , are truly the hot ones on the Show he disagrees .
He has no other claims but he just wants to disagree.
I really don't mean to disagree on the subject, but these are the sorts of women that if they were wearing skimpy clothing I would willingly offer them a shawl or a towel or something to cover themselves up with. Nobody, including themselves should be subjected to seeing them in skimpy clothing.
And it's Mule, not Ass jerk. Is your whole liking of these women some sort of Nerd outreach program? Sorta like us being friends with the one known as Harmon?
i love how nerds always turn on each other.
they get all comfy and nerdy together watching Star Wars, fighting each other in video games, and gleefully exchanging nerderies until someone disagrees. then, that person is thereby attacked like fresh rabbit roadkill by desert vultures.
comraderie or competition?
dr g
Interesting point, not accurate but interesting.
I think Nerds represent the most patriotic American trait Assimilation.
Or you can see it in terms of the animal kingdom, nerds are like the wildabeast in the jungle there is no room for one to leave the herd or they end up supper for a pack of lions .
But we digress this conversation is about noticing the hotness of the ladies of BSG .
There can be no excuse for such infantile attacks at the hot chicks, and for you not to see the thick curves that are being covered by military fatigues sir is distressing .
I understand that your idea of a sexual meal is Collista Flockheart ( Pardon me if I didn't spell her name right )
But to deny the yourself the obvious eye candy that the show gives is just pathetic .
Harmon cannot be brought into this because he likes Tanner and there is nothing wrong with that.
Nerds in the desert eh? With the vision that Baldee apparently has here, he probably would be lucky to see a mirage.
So would you go with your women here over your precious little Salma Hayek... is there still good in you or have you fully been taken over to the liking men permanently? Not that there is anything wrong with that.
I really wish that everybody had a chance to view these women. I'm sorry, D does look like a Frog. Maybe you're just the sort of guy that can meet somebody that is a Butterface and feel comfortable in saying that you're still interested.
... I thought that there was more good in you.
No, it's something more than that. They're not exactly television hotness material, if I saw them on the street, yeah, maybe they would be attractive. But from the competition on the rest of the boob tube, no, unfortunately they've been measured and have all been found lacking.
As for the cute little fuck face comment, I would leave you with the parable of the man that stopped at a gas station out of gas in the desert because his car was overheating. And the gas station attendant telling him that he would be able to fix his car, but it would take a while. The man stops into the bathroom and sees a robot that says "put your dick here" so the man, being the inquisitive sort, does, and receives the greatest blow job of his life.
He walks out and tells the gas station attendant what happened.
"Yeah, it'll do that from 8am to 9pm everyday."
"Why won't it do it for me the rest of the day?"
To which the man fixing his car replies "because that's your time in the robot".
Think about it Baldee... think about it
Sorry I didn't have a half an hour to get to the point of your comment, joke , whatever it was intended to be .
For a SCI Fi show they are doing alright .
And I already know the only recent reference that you can compare is Firefly, there is only one Hot chick and oh yeah she is a Prostitute so yeah she should dress hot .
What you are missing and thoroughly making my point, with each of your wasted comments is obviously you don't have the talent to observe what they have under there clothes and obviously you enjoy the company of Adam's apples ( not that there's anything wrong with that )
And in your defense, sir, you have yet again proven yourself to be unworthy of Salma and merely somebody that would be put on the discount rack at Wal Mart.
Seriously, if Salma showed up and then found that she had been put on a pedestal that also contained Frogface, Buckface and Dogface she would deny you the pleasure.
With all of this talk of unattractive women, I think that you have negotiated yourself down to the level where you can only lust after somebody like Joan Rivers' Daughter or maybe Laura Bush, or maybe your precious little Condoleeza Rice
This is a wasted effort I cannot help you be a man, correction a straight man
( again not that there is anything wrong with anyone liking men)
I have lead you to the water but you do not care to drink .
Man juice yes , but the sweet ambrosia that is women you deny this mead .
(And again if you like men there is nothing wrong with that )
I agree, this is a wasted effort and, even though I have no problem with it, I think that you've been sucking on the man juice far too long thus you're not able to discern man from really ugly woman.
You and Harmon have yet again decided to play the video game spinoff of Brokeback Mountain to which I give you both kudos.
So even though you have been stripped of all Man points and have been busted down to "Novice Women Watcher" I am still strong enough to call you a friend.
Good day to you sir.
dude, they're called fatigues. The reason why the dressed everybody in that show in fatigues is because they're are ugly.
You want women that are hotter? We could go out on the street and start picking them out. Maybe go down to an animal shelter and find something that you really like (not that there is anything wrong with a man's love for his cat, remember I completely support you her).
Once you bring a decent woman to the table then I will give you the time that you deserve, otherwise, if these are the best you can do. Again, you don't qualify as a man and should join Harmon in the losers lounge. Maybe you guys could do some Jazzercize or something or go on a cruise together.
Why are you still talking ...
I won this argument already .
O.k heres what were going to do until you come up with some ladies .
DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL ...
And I mean hot chicks not Lizza Minnelle or Cher .
You are so unworthy of this, but I will pick up your guantlet, then smack you over the head. Three beauties to battle your three dogs. If this were a real contest you would no longer be welcome at the table:
Jacqueline Obradors
Parminder Nagra
Amanda Loncar
You turd this was never a battle, you just cant read .
#1 The argument was about your lack of a grander Picture I was talking about noticing that those chicks on the show are hot even though there clothes are not flaterring at all .
One I know this from doing reckon on some of there other works,so I seen what there working with and it's a lot , your an amateur and you don't have the understanding of what I'm talking about And ...
As for these ladies you mentioned ..
Paraminder is Cute in nice girly way hot no way Bend it like Beckham yuck
Jacqueline is thick as she wants to be And the Argentine factor is cute as well (bet you didn't know that either you hack) the best of your little bunch .
Amanda Loncar .Does nothing for me but oh well I have seen some of her other works and she is average to me but oh well .
This is silly .
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