Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Random thoughts

I'm just sitting back listening to some Down tempo Jazz from Bugge Wesseltoft -Change .

Just kicking back and these questions start popping into my head, so I decided to jot them down and share them with you the people, please remember these are in no order and there really isn't a purpose or deep subject matter to any of this there just some Random thoughts .

If you Could be a Thundercat who would you be and Why ?

If people are rude to you at Work or in general is it because your to Sexy?

Why cant you run pedestrians over when there walking against the light or really slow on purpose ?

Which is worse someone hitting you in the Nuts OR, your nuts are itching and you cant scratch them ?

Why do Americans call Futbol, Soccer when the rest of the world call's it Futbol ?

If Animals could talk what language would it be ?

Is there an Italian Kiss, or do the French corner the Market ?

Is the Incredible Hulk the Strongest Superhero ?

Can you say something in a sexually harassing tone to someone on there last day at work and not get in trouble ?

What are Sweaters Puppets ?

Who came up with the name Cocks for Male Chickens ?

When you fart really loud and long do you too feel your stomach relax ?

Why don't they bring back Dance Fever ?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Here is my contribution to the discussion, because I am a little bored this evening.

I never watched the Thundercats, sadly, I bet I don't know what I am missing.

I think people are rude to me cause I'm hot. I mean they interrupt my phone conversations to hit on me, and I am wearing a wedding ring.

You can run over pedestrians, it just isn't legal.

I have no nuts.

I dunno why we call it soccer instead, but I know we are wrong for doing so.

Animals can talk, can't you hear them?

French don't corner the market. There is an Eskimo Kiss, but it's probably considered racist to mention it. And Eskimos don't actually kiss that way.

No Superman is the strongest, of course he's not technically HUMAN.

Speaking as an HR professional, it depends on your HR department and whether that person would complain about it. Probably would not get in trouble though.

What are Sweater Puppets?

I believe Cock is the technical name for a male chicken, just like Bitch is the technical name for a breeding female dog. However, the technical names were adapted for other uses.

Uh, not usually and I bring it back by myself every Saturday night.

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dr gonzo said...

If people are rude to you at Work or in general is it because your to Sexy? yes. i'm too sexy for this world.

Why cant you run pedestrians over when there walking against the light or really slow on purpose ? i choose to lay on the horn and stick my free birdy hand out the window whilst shouting obscenities. this works well for children and old people.

Which is worse someone hitting you in the Nuts OR, your nuts are itching and you cant scratch them ? n/a (and i'm thankful for that one every day)

Why do Americans call Futbol, Soccer when the rest of the world call's it Futbol ? because we're concieted bastards. nothing more, nothing less.

If Animals could talk what language would it be ? well, you talk, dont you? what language is that?

Is there an Italian Kiss, or do the French corner the Market ? a study should be done on this. we must rent mucho international porn and whole up in the BMC headquarters for extensive research.

What are Sweaters Puppets ? boobs. glorious boobs.

balddee2 said...

Wow ..
I am impressed at the anger towards pedestrians .