it has come to my attention that some of the writing on the BMC may be a bit disturbing for our conservative viewers. after receiving complaints from harmon's great aunt tilly; bob-joe, the redneck guy that used to sit next to mule at work; and the entire nunery associated with balddee's "religion", i feel that it is necessary to investigate.
before i share my findings, i shall discuss the pair of shoes that is currently on my wish list. i am planning on obtaining these shoes in the near future - as soon as i can swipe $20 in $1 bills from Todd Dancer's ever-optimistic wallet. they are a glorious shade of orange and by now i can see that the remaining members of the bmc have stopped reading. you see, nerdy males do not like discussing women's shoes (even if they are gay, they only want to discuss thier own shoes). so i now have the attention of all our readers. here is what i found: the founding members of the bmc are "bleeding heart liberals"... socialists, if you will... sneaky think-gooders who preach the betterment of society as a whole through the general goodness of mankind.
note: harmon's last entry.
note: balddee's anger is directed to equal opportunity recipients.
note: mule's new bff is "Per, an illegal immigrant from sweden schooled in the art of computer technology". mule has started a fund to Keep Per Here - i have not yet discovered how much he has raked in, or how he is re-disributing this wealth.
i will continue to investigate this new finding in the coming days. if you need more proof of what i'm talking about, please click here.
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actually i think both sides of the aisle are pretty fucked up. i just think one side is in power so their stupid ideas keep on going into effect.
i think the only way to make it work is balance. then the only ideas that get out to the public will have to make some sort of sense because both sides would have to agree on it. that's just my opinion.
they're all idiots. the only thing i'm sure of is that i won't be voting for any incumbents.
so... you penetrated my orange shoe discussion... hm. i must remedy this.
i thought MN politics was effed up. then i moved here right before the primaries. i think this year, due to my lack of IL drivers licence, i'll continue voting in MN. is it terribly wrong of me to be so much more passionate about MN politics than about my current state's corrupt, mucky gov'mt?
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