Cobra

Could all the world really stop COBRA !!!

I mean really if all the world unified together could they defeat Cobra LA LA LA LA
Serpentor was a complete do as I say not as I do or was it just simply "DO AS I SAY" ( that by the way is my motto )
"You know shut your hole do as your told "

He was stronger than your average person Why ?? That was never really made clear I mean Cobra had the technology to make a living person off of DNA from a thousand years ago.
"And were making a stink about Stem Cells ? "

He had the war experience to take over Washington for a while but of course they made them loose whatever Propaganda

Anyway Cobra really was a tight moving operation and there really was no way GI Joe could of won if it were real .

Yeah cobra commander was just a fruity yet no so androgynous rip off of various other drodgy type villains from G-Force to Transor Z.
But his raspy voice and obsession for world domination is something even the Hippest one of us could understand and relate to .
I mean we all have said at one time "the world would be better under my Rule" and please save your self righteous Bullshit for another day you know good and well that you agree with that setintment .

The Baroness aside from her curves was a blood thirsty power hungry chick who could probably kill her lover with her firm yet shapely thighs can someone say Pussy Galore .

I always thought that Destro would be ramming the Baroness while Xamot and Tomax filmed it for Cobra's Porn division have I gone to far on that on .?

I wont discuss GI Joe cause basically they suck