Minutes from the 29th Congressional Meeting of the State of Mule

The following issues have been brought for advisement as the 29th Congressional House of Mule conveys.

Issue #1 Tooth Brushing: This has been a problematic issue that has long been tabled and has never achieved a bi-partisan bill. Largely because the brain, while cognizant of the need to ensure a well balanced appearance to the outside world, has always been in favor of arriving on time (or around time) for necessary appointments.

The work around model has been Proposition #32 which stated: “Mule shall always brush his teeth with his shirt off in order to maintain the maximum amount of toothpaste residual from escaping mouth and dropping onto his clean shirt”

While Proposition #32 has, for the most part, been a large success, with the amount of free time that seems to have fallen into my lap the hands and eyes are bringing a joint proposal to retrain myself into the art of tooth brushing thereby ensuring that once I am busy again a better system will be in place.

Issue #2 More Better Mental Map of Chicago: This is an emergency bill that was paper clipped to the Resolving to Watch More Cubs Games Bill. The original bill was thought to breeze through the Mule Congress but with this paperclip, proposed by Sensibility, it appears that it might be stalled.

It is a good bill, made more poignant by a wrong turn taken yesterday that launched the entire state of Mule on a scenic tour through Chicago’s Little Mexico and the South Side. However, the Go On and Party (or GOP) group has vowed to stonewall this at the brain, sighting that this goes against their bill of “No Fun Left Behind” that has been in effect (and as they say, “working”) for the past twenty odd years.

Issue #3 Finding a Job: The GOP stands firmly against this issue as it goes against what they say their group was founded to guard against. However, the pangs and arrows that are attached to Inevitability and the Bank Account will forever menace the GOP. Still, it has to be better than the warehouse I was told to interview at yesterday or the hour and a half of traffic that I was forced to wade through as I attended Chicago’s Southern Suburbs yesterday.