Harmon October 2005-August2006

It is with great regret that Bad Mother Coitus sees fit to terminate our relationship with Harmon. Harmon was one of the founding members of Bad Mother Coitus and will be deeply missed. After the slapping contest that he and Baldee2 engaged themselves in yesterday, and the vomit that was sprayed on the floor from him in fishnets, action needed to be taken.

There comes a time in every relationship when a new beginning is needed and so we will be fielding new applicants for Bad Mother Coitus. Please take a few moments to fill out the application and then forward it to us at badmothercoitus@gmail.com

BAD MOTHER COITUS

An Equal Opportunity Employer

General Information

1) Name: _________________________________________________

2) Address:
Email: _________________________________________________

Website: _________________________________________________

3) Male: _____ (If you checked this yes please skip to the next section)

4) Female: _____

5) Hot Female: _____ (if you are not a hot female please advance to the next section)

6) Complete this sentence:
My knowledge of sexual harassment laws is __________ (poor, fair, good, excellent)

7) Finish this statement:
I would like to have __________ with you in the _________ and then take you out for _________ followed by more _________.

General Knowledge

1) The movie _________ should be considered the best movie ever made.

2) If, God forbid, Arnold Schartz… Shwartz… Shwartzenegge… the Gov. of California (circa Conan the Barbarian) and Mike Ditka (circa 1985) were to get into a fight who would win?

a) Conan
b) Ditka
c) The world would end in the conflict that would ensue

3) On any given day I will play video games for:

a) I don’t play video games
b) 4-6 hours
c) 12-15 hours
4) I consider my knowledge area to be primarily based in:

a) Extremely Attractive Women
b) Video Games
c) Star Wars
d) Marvel Comic Books
e) DC Comic Books
f) Girls that aren’t necessarily attractive but have… certain moral deficiencies
g) Geography
h) Seinfeld
i) Music

5) In my possession I currently own:

a) 0-500 Albums or CD’s
b) 500-1000 CD’s
c) 1000+ CD’s

6) In my possession I currently own:

a) 0-500 DVD’s
b) 500-1000 DVD’s
c) 1000+ DVD’s

7) To my best knowledge appropriate work attire would be:

a) Cheerleader Outfit
b) Like Morpheus from the Matrix
c) Like Princess Leia Slave Girl from Return of the Jedi
d) Like Ironman


8) If a pirate and a Ninja were to quarrel and fisticuffs erupted who wins?

a) The Pirate
b) The Ninja
c) Whoever Wins, Humanity Looses

General Knowledge of Bad Mother Coitus

1) Who is the most attractive member of the BMC staff?

a) mule
b) Harmon
c) Baldee2
d) Dr Gonzo
e) mule
f) Remo