Presidential Campaign

Before I begin.
I want to thank all the Volunteers, for all the hard work, and their tireless efforts in supporting this brief but honorable Campaign .

Short lived as it was.

I believe we showed the Nation and the World what a handful of spirited individuals could achieve in such a short space and Time.

With a humble heart I step down and make way for the true candidate who will earn the Place as President of the United States.

With that said let me share with you some things

What I have learned thus Far from the 2008 Race to The White House and the Media

· Nobody takes you seriously if Hare Krishna’s endorse you.
· Mc Cain Still can’t raise his Arms.
· There are Repercussions for dry humping Furniture.
· Smoking while walking down the streets of Berkley gives one a brief glimpse into Nazi Politics (Lighten Up Guys Seriously.)
· Hillary Clinton really is a Gangster! She has her Donors Send the Heads of Horses to Nancy Pelosi to ensure her vote. Gangster
· If you play an Accordion nobody wants you in there Rock n Roll Band.
· Balddee makes a horrible Hot Dish.
· Rev James David Manning needs a Hug
· According to Fox News Obama has to apologize for any and every Single Comment that any and every single African American has to say.
· Why is nobody talking about McCain’s endorsement from Gay hating Preacher John Hagee or more important why isn’t Fox News?
· Obama.. Still sounds like a Starship Commander from Star Trek .


I dropped out of the Race but not the war.

Lucious Evil Smurf

Isaac Biachu

I was thinking about that I.N.S Agent you know the one in New York who was just Busted for abusing his Authority. Don't Know what I'm talking about ?

Short Story An Immigration agent would get sex in-exchange for Green Cards . Yes. oh the horror! oh the humanity !!

But Because I have absolutely NO Class what so ever lets look at the Upside to this shall we ??

Seriously you know he had to be happy as hell to wake up in the morning and get to work he couldn't wait .

Could you imagine while brushing your teeth you spin the Globe and stop it with you finger and where your Finger Lands that's the piece of Ass your tapping ? Imagine his works Schedule
Monday : Brazil
Tuesday : China
Wed : Colombia

Say what ya want there is a bright spot this go ahead tell me I'm wrong.

Which leads me to this was he really wrong ?

Isn't there a time during your work day that you don't wish you could Meet Debbie by the water cooler for a little BJ and all you had to do is make an Office run to Staples ?
Isaac Biachu is my new hero he put's the Sle in Sleaze the best part is he got Punished with Pay talk about getting away with it all .

Conversations ~ four of nine

where was I?

in the past.

how long?

as long as you needed. your childhood.

it was limited and free.

you're being poetic.

yes?

people don't talk like that.

no.

the great tragedy of modern man may be the loss of poetry in everyday language and the absence of suits and hats.

if only that were the only great tragedy.

what else is there?

war

you are not one of those people.

none of us are. until the day we are.

why?

the anger has to go somewhere.

what anger?

it's in my mind when i wake up.

don't we all have that?

whether you have it or not doesn't matter. i do.

what do you have to be angry about?

no one knows who i am.

so show them.

i can't.

why?

i don't want to surround myself with confused and angry people.

have you hidden yourself that well?

yes. dammit.