Calahan and Buxton... Together Again?

SALEM, CONNECTICUT- Friends of Miranda Carahan and William Buxton had fears re-woken last Friday that the couple might be getting back together. After a party at the Stoltz residence it appeared the couple had a conversation that did not end in an angry argument or thrown objects.

Long time friend to the couple, Brenda Graff, was willing to go on record saying “Every time they break up they always need somebody’s shoulder to cry on… every time that they get back together they want everybody to be happy for them.”

Craig “Shotty” Shotliff, best friend of Buxton, indicated he did not know how many times they had broken up and gotten back together. “It sucks when we go to the bar and try to pick up women and [Buxton] talks a big game then gets drunk and kills the mood by ending up talking about Mira. Worst wingman ever.”

Several other friends of the couple were quick to reiterate these comments.

“We have tried everything to keep them separated.” Leigha Borgart, continued “Last time Mira’s sister tried to set her up with Chuck Grenovich so she could get a new relationship going or just have somebody to fuck.”

Charles Grenovich, a man of certain morale deficiencies within the Salem community, only provided Buxton with a sense of jealousy and prompted him to actually say the things that had never been said. There is much speculation that this is the driving force behind the Carahan and Buxton relationship being back on again.

Overheard at the Stoltz party has been some indication that marriage may result if the couple gets back together this time. From a source that wished to remain anonymous “Will and Mira feel that if they have a kid together it will give them something really permanent to base their relationship on.”

Still, as exit polls from the party would indicate, the odds of Calahan and Buxton working out their relationship are slim to none. Nick Carraway was willing to admit, “I’ll give them a week and then I see the two of them breaking up again. It could even happen as early as tomorrow. Still, it does give us a reason to drink.”

But all might not be ending on a bad note, as partygoer, Clark Grabel, was willing to note, “I hope it doesn’t work out. I’ve been waiting for Mira to get over Will for a long time so I can usher in the new era of Clark Grabel into her life.”